Andrew James Wells lives on
It has been recently revealed that Andy IS alive. Andy insulted staff at the Jade Palace (Knowle's premier cantonese takeaway) which lead to an ongoing fued, finally resulting in Chinese Triads becoming involved

To prevent himself being killed by the triads Andy faked his own death (after sommersaulting from a helicopter onto a moving train). Andy then took hiding in the forests of Dorridge Park. It is believed that the triads have returned to China on the belief that Andy was killed. But will Andy ever eat Chinese food again?